"You've got old hands."
"You're a weirdo."
"Your feet are like cold slabs of meat. Keep them away from me."
Yes, I love my husband.
Of course, he does say the BEST things sometimes...
"Have you lost weight? You don't need to lose weight."
"We're like cheese and crackers...made for each other."
How do you keep the magic alive in your relationship? What sweet nothings does your other half whisper to you?